Oooh Yes I am...buzzing with Activity
DEATH DEFYING STUNTS!!!!
OHHH YEAH!!!!
What I do, risks my life on a daily basis. I put my life on the line for your entertainment and somehow you all manage to love me for it. Thank you.
Today's escapade was many days in the making because it's not like everyone has a buzz saw lying about in thier garage (other than the select few magicians and carpenters)
It didn't weight much more than 20 lbs at the most but the worry was the weight of the saw and the sharpness of the blade would cause bleeding on my face.
This being said, I sliced up a loverly sock and placed it on my chin like a poorly made guard and placed the blade upon it. BRILLAINT!
Other than this blade, I am in the training process for the WORLD RECORD!
Today's work involved working out and difficult small control balances including hairbrushes.
What many people don't realize is that the SMALLER and object is...the more DIFFICULT it is to balance. A light toothpick is more difficult than a Sofa.
Speaking of Sofa, coming up is the Sofa Balance. The goal shift with the 1000 likes because...lets be honest...1000 likes for a sofa is asking a bit much now. It is only a sofa.
SO STAY TUNED!!!
Who knows what is going to come next....
A BOAT?
A STUFFED MOOSE?
A HOUSE?
THE UNIVERSE??????
YOU TELL ME!
-IRONCHIN
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